Originally Posted October 31, 2005

Sam Slyme

Since Boomer’s Corner #1 (see archive), there have been thousands of requests… ok maybe a couple or three… for more information on our manager Sam Slyme.  Unfortunately, Sam is no longer with us.  The Labrador retriever thing was only temporary, but it left Sam a bit friskier than normal.  Apparently there was a husband somewhere who took offense.  The picture below shows our good friend Detective Rock Hound investigating the circumstances of Sam’s recent demise.

Later,

Boomer

Originally posted October 13, 2005

Dinosaurs

At one time, someone made a statement about Led Zeppelin being ‘dinosaurs’.  Now, when you search the web, there are tens of thousands of references to ‘dinosaur rock’.  Oh, well.Boomersaurus may be dinosaurs, but we’re hip dinosaurs; and we like to play music that an entire very large generation loves to hear. Stuff that takes us back to our first car, our first kiss, our first …

What you won’t hear from Boomersaurus is the sterile, generic stuff that comes out of the Orlando pop-star factories and TV popularity contests…  or the chick-a-boom stuff that implies that f**k, b*tch, and ho are the only words in the English language.

Rock On!!!!!

later,Boomer

Our manager, Sam Slyme, was drinking martinis in a LODO nightclub last week when he met a fairy godmother at the bar.” I can grant you ONE wish, but only one,” she said.

Sam, thought, “I am already very rich, and very powerful, I’m not sure what I would wish for..”  Just as the words were almost out of his mouth, he saw an entire pro-sports cheerleading team lined up for Kamikazes across the bar.”

“I’d like a permanent erection,” he said.

The fairy godmother nodded, waved her wand, and turned Sam into a Labrador retriever.

later,Boomer