Our manager, Sam Slyme, was drinking martinis in a LODO nightclub last week when he met a fairy godmother at the bar.” I can grant you ONE wish, but only one,” she said.

Sam, thought, “I am already very rich, and very powerful, I’m not sure what I would wish for..”  Just as the words were almost out of his mouth, he saw an entire pro-sports cheerleading team lined up for Kamikazes across the bar.”

“I’d like a permanent erection,” he said.

The fairy godmother nodded, waved her wand, and turned Sam into a Labrador retriever.

later,Boomer